Mission By Josh LaMar For Kelly Gruver I start to get up. Wait. Someone is trying to get behind me. Ok . . . Go. Weaving through the fabric of Westmont; the lucky few whose parents can afford to send them here, (or, take out loans, like my parents). My mission: get to one thing to set me apart as "Intellectual." I merge into the left lane, trying to get over to the fast lane. - Just kidding. - Cut off again by some oblivious driver - heading towards the cereal. U-turn . . . and . . . NOW! Now a line for the toll. Finally my turn. Damn it! Someone took all the Earl Grey. Oh no, this ruins everything. One more chance: there might be one hiding under the sugar packets . . . Success. My life is complete now. As I dodge the oncoming traffic, I feel a peace like driving 80 going North on the 5 Bitter Sweet Symphony blaring on the stereo. And no one else bothers me anymore.