Academic Masturbation

By Josh LaMar

Gestalt principles of symmetry... Ooh big words
Low-level perceptual processing... Yeah, give me those alliterations!
Cognitive dissonance baby... [Stroke ... stroke]

Gestalt principles of proximity... Feels good, eh?
Show me those kerns... [Stroke ... stroke]
Pre-attentative cognitive load... Want me to blow my load?

Parafoveal vision.